Blonde.
being addicted to blonde jokes isn't a good thing four days before the o levels.
ok posting some before i go mug again. no life already. =(
A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying."What happened...why are you crying?"The Blonde tells her that her mother has passed away.The neighbor makes her some coffee, comforts her and then leaves.The next day the neighbor goes back over to the house and finds the blonde crying again.Once again, she asks her why she was crying?This time the blonde replies hysterically..."I just got off of the phone with my sister, her mother died too!
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells her "go do something to prove them wrong! Why don't you learn all the state capitals or something?" The blonde thinks this is a great idea, and locks herself up for two weeks studying.The next party she goes to, some guy is making dumb blonde comments to her. She gets all indignant and claims, "I'm NOT a dumb blonde. In fact, I can name ALL the state capitals!"The guy doesn't believe her, so she dares him to test her. He says, "Okay, what's the Capital of Montana?"The blonde tosses her hair in triumph and says, "That's easy! It's M!"
One day A Blonde girl was running out to check her mail and a neighbor was watching. 5 minutes later she checked it again this happened all through the day till the neighbor went outside and stopped her and asked her why she kept looking in her mail box and her reply was.
"My computer keeps telling me I have mail!"
A brunette and a blonde were speeding down the street when they passed a cop."Oh no!" cried the brunette. "Is he following me?""Yep," replied the blonde."I'm going to drive down this little side road, okay?" said the brunette."Yep," replied the blonde."Is the cop still following me?""Yep.""Is his lights on?""Yep, nope, yep, nope, yep, nope..."
last but not least. to round it off.
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary "tools" together, she made for the nearest frozen lake. After positioning her comfy stool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice.Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!!!!!!"Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a Thermos of cappuccino and began to cut another hole in the ice.Again from the heavens, the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!!!!!"The blonde, now quite worried, moved down to the opposite end of the ice, set up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole in the ice.The voice came once more, "FOR THE LAST TIME, THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!!!!"She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "Is that you, Lord?" The voice replied, "NO you idiot!...this is the Ice-Rink Manager."
till then. farewell... o's are murderous. best of luck for preparations. all.
ok posting some before i go mug again. no life already. =(
A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying."What happened...why are you crying?"The Blonde tells her that her mother has passed away.The neighbor makes her some coffee, comforts her and then leaves.The next day the neighbor goes back over to the house and finds the blonde crying again.Once again, she asks her why she was crying?This time the blonde replies hysterically..."I just got off of the phone with my sister, her mother died too!
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells her "go do something to prove them wrong! Why don't you learn all the state capitals or something?" The blonde thinks this is a great idea, and locks herself up for two weeks studying.The next party she goes to, some guy is making dumb blonde comments to her. She gets all indignant and claims, "I'm NOT a dumb blonde. In fact, I can name ALL the state capitals!"The guy doesn't believe her, so she dares him to test her. He says, "Okay, what's the Capital of Montana?"The blonde tosses her hair in triumph and says, "That's easy! It's M!"
One day A Blonde girl was running out to check her mail and a neighbor was watching. 5 minutes later she checked it again this happened all through the day till the neighbor went outside and stopped her and asked her why she kept looking in her mail box and her reply was.
"My computer keeps telling me I have mail!"
A brunette and a blonde were speeding down the street when they passed a cop."Oh no!" cried the brunette. "Is he following me?""Yep," replied the blonde."I'm going to drive down this little side road, okay?" said the brunette."Yep," replied the blonde."Is the cop still following me?""Yep.""Is his lights on?""Yep, nope, yep, nope, yep, nope..."
last but not least. to round it off.
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary "tools" together, she made for the nearest frozen lake. After positioning her comfy stool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice.Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!!!!!!"Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a Thermos of cappuccino and began to cut another hole in the ice.Again from the heavens, the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!!!!!"The blonde, now quite worried, moved down to the opposite end of the ice, set up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole in the ice.The voice came once more, "FOR THE LAST TIME, THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!!!!"She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "Is that you, Lord?" The voice replied, "NO you idiot!...this is the Ice-Rink Manager."
till then. farewell... o's are murderous. best of luck for preparations. all.
posted by gar. at 6:43 AM
1 Comments:
Blonde. was what caught my attention. I was just out browsing around today looking for information on ice fishing tip, and happened accross your blog. Although it's not completely related to ice fishing tip, it certainly made me stop and ponder. Thanks for the great read krazeegarmeng...I'll be back.
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